Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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