he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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