just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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