i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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