I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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