We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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