I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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