Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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