at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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