So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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