Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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