Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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