Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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