So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
should my penis look like a turkey
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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