would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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