I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
third nipple confirmed
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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