the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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