the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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