: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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