please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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