He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
All the doctor said was why
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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