those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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