Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
My pussy is not your playground.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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