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Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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