forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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