your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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