hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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