Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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