How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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