carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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