I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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