don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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