We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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