I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
one two three fourrrrnication!
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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