We won't sleep together?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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