Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We have started to decorate penises.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
