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(510): View more from California

i wonder if she has dreads down there too...

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(845): View more from New York

It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.

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(206): View more from Washington

You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her

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(231): View more from Michigan

We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee

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(310): View more from California

dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore

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(217): View more from Illinois

I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk

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(801): View more from Utah

Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.

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(360): View more from Washington

I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been

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