He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
The adults are the big ones right?
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