By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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