i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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