I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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