It's like God shit irony all over that family
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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