school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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