so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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