That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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