508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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