Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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