i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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