have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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