But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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