I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
