why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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