you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You dont lie about slip and slides
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
